loki you little shit

hey i used to have a list of things i like and fandoms im in but then it just got out of hand so point is hello my name is jordan and please bear with me because i like a lot of things xo
I used to be datcass and tomeheheddleston


I don’t care how crazy a bitch her character is, I will always root for Jessica Lange. 


I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

(Source: fingerblaster113)

  • Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
  • My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.

❝Hearts are wild creatures, that’s why our ribs are cages.❞
(—— (via elalusz))

(Source: itsbetterthananal)


there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure


the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life


i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan


do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song